Adventures of a WASP and a Jew

WASPs and Jews can get along...kind of.
Sun Apr 20

SERIOUSLY. WTF ARE YOU DOING? LOL. JOKEZ!1!

Our tumblr is lacking,

Because somebody’s slacking.

I wish that I was snacking

on some chips instead of tracking

how I’m packing so much fun

into this tumblr of one.

But it could have been of two

if you gave a freakin’ poo—

but what am i gonna do

withoooouuuuttt you

Cause you’re going far away

In basically just a couple of days (re: months)

And you’ve already been gone this past weekend at Fenway

and my whole world fell apart.

why don’t you have a heart?

just design this tumblr,

make it funner,

in honor of the upcoming rockin’ summer.