Adventures of a WASP and a Jew

WASPs and Jews can get along...kind of.
Sun Apr 20

TYPICAL.

Dear Chelsea,

Yeah—you would put “wasp” in all caps and just toss “Jew” in at the end like some anti-semetic afterthought. Sooooo typical.

OMFG J/K!!!

I’m only cruel because my heart hurts knowing you’re jumping ship and going across the ocean (ooh, first tumbler pun!…it’s a…pumbler…) soon.

 Hopefully we can tell everyone about that portrait-tattoo you got on your back of my face soon, once it heals and stuff. It’s pretty ill that you got that, though.

~*Love always and forever*~

Jessica