December 2008
1 post
July 2008
1 post
June 2008
5 posts
Jew, come hoooooooooooooooome
There needs to be an imdb for authors. An iadb, if you will.
May 2008
3 posts
Though no one reads this, I find it essential to prove that I’m not just another blank WASP. I do have some ~talent~ which is egotistically showcased on my new deviantART. I’ve hit a plateau in my hipster life, I believe.
April 2008
9 posts
Proof That I'm Not The Racist One
Jewsica: you know what Club Med is, right?
Jewsica: Like the Jewiest resort on the planet? Basically society's way of apologizing for the anti-jew resorts of the holocaust?
Jewsica: ok, right. well
Jewsica: jdate does these events throughout the year. basically, giant mixers
Jewsica: and they're freakin' holding one over memorial day weekend in a club med
Jewsica: in mexico
C. London: lets go!!
Jewsica: you do know the j in j-date stands for jew right?
Jewsica: and the C in chelsea stands for wasp?
150 days until Kbai Amerikuh Day.
19:36:05 Jewsica: let’s fuhrealz film some lipdubbin’ goodness. 19:36:21 C. London: Virtual Insanity 19:36:23 C. London: done. 19:36:51 Jewsica: two! 19:36:53 Jewsica: you get two! 19:37:01 C. London: oh right 19:37:02 C. London: ok 19:40:07 C. London: Bowie 19:40:13 C. London: Life on Mars? 19:40:32 Jewsica: i don’t know that one 19:40:34 Jewsica:...
Generic People Have Feelings Too
Returning home from the WASP capital of America (re: New England) only to find such loving posts from my Jewish counterpart is enough to cheer me up after a 6 hour train ride (note: the train was only supposed to take 3 hours). While I wish that I had rhyming and punning abilites on par with Jess, alas I do not; therefore, her posts go unrivaled. What I do have is complete boredom and...
SERIOUSLY. WTF ARE YOU DOING? LOL. JOKEZ!1!
Our tumblr is lacking, Because somebody’s slacking. I wish that I was snacking on some chips instead of tracking how I’m packing so much fun into this tumblr of one. But it could have been of two if you gave a freakin’ poo— but what am i gonna do withoooouuuuttt you Cause you’re going far away In basically just a couple of days (re: months) And you’ve already...
One more thing.
Also, when are you gonna pimp this shiz and make it look bangatronic? And why aren’t you online? Why would you go to sleep? I’m so bored right now. And lonely. Kind of hungry, too. Wanna get a milkshake? Call/text/IM/e-mail/come over wheneva you check this izzout.
TYPICAL.
Dear Chelsea, Yeah—you would put “wasp” in all caps and just toss “Jew” in at the end like some anti-semetic afterthought. Sooooo typical. OMFG J/K!!! I’m only cruel because my heart hurts knowing you’re jumping ship and going across the ocean (ooh, first tumbler pun!…it’s a…pumbler…) soon. Hopefully we can tell everyone about that...