Adventures of a WASP and a Jew

WASPs and Jews can get along...kind of.
Tue Dec 2
Sun Jul 13
Makes sense.

Makes sense.

Sat Jun 28
Wed Jun 18
Mmmmm….early 20th Century tragedy.

Mmmmm….early 20th Century tragedy.

Thu Jun 12

Jew, come hoooooooooooooooome

Mon Jun 9
PROOF!

PROOF!

Fri Jun 6

There needs to be an imdb for authors. An iadb, if you will.

Sat May 10
Thu May 1

Though no one reads this, I find it essential to prove that I’m not just another blank WASP. I do have some ~talent~ which is egotistically showcased on my new deviantART. I’ve hit a plateau in my hipster life, I believe.

Wed Apr 23
Grammar/History Jokes FTW. But, why must Jewsica always take it too far?Shirt courtacy of Busted Tees, naturally.

Grammar/History Jokes FTW. But, why must Jewsica always take it too far?

Shirt courtacy of Busted Tees, naturally.

Tue Apr 22

Proof That I'm Not The Racist One

  • Jewsica: you know what Club Med is, right?
  • Jewsica: Like the Jewiest resort on the planet? Basically society's way of apologizing for the anti-jew resorts of the holocaust?
  • Jewsica: ok, right. well
  • Jewsica: jdate does these events throughout the year. basically, giant mixers
  • Jewsica: and they're freakin' holding one over memorial day weekend in a club med
  • Jewsica: in mexico
  • C. London: lets go!!
  • Jewsica: you do know the j in j-date stands for jew right?
  • Jewsica: and the C in chelsea stands for wasp?

150 days until Kbai Amerikuh Day.

Does life get any better?

Does life get any better?

Mon Apr 21

19:36:05 Jewsica: let’s fuhrealz film some lipdubbin’ goodness.
19:36:21 C. London: Virtual Insanity
19:36:23 C. London: done.
19:36:51 Jewsica: two!
19:36:53 Jewsica: you get two!
19:37:01 C. London: oh right
19:37:02 C. London: ok
19:40:07 C. London: Bowie
19:40:13 C. London: Life on Mars?
19:40:32 Jewsica: i don’t know that one
19:40:34 Jewsica: shocker
19:40:45 C. London: study the lyrics
19:41:02 C. London: http://lyricwiki.org/David_Bowie:Life_On_Mars
19:41:06 Jewsica: i ain’t studying shit homie haahhaha
19:41:14 C. London: you said I get 2
19:41:17 C. London: and i want Bowie
19:41:45 C. London: youll prob make me do hanson or some shit
19:41:48 C. London: i can have Bowie
19:41:53 Jewsica: lmao lmao lmao
19:41:57 Jewsica: i wasn’t but now ‘mmmbop’ it is
19:42:05 C. London: DAMN
19:42:06 C. London: YOU
19:42:36 Jewsica: I was rehearsing “Mmmbop” in the mirror last night, so that’s a total lie that I wasn’t considering it.
19:42:44 C. London: i hate you.
19:43:05 Jewsica: i hate you too
19:43:05 Jewsica: IF TODAY IS OPPOSITE DAY!
19:43:49 C. London: It’s not. It never is.